Anything that has 'Paris' in the title is automatically a win in my book. Except for Paris Hilton....no comment.
First of all, I need to state that I DO NOT watch Jersey Shore. I think it's ridiculous and a waste of brain power. But let's just be frank--they are freakin' hilarious. I was watching Youtube videos today [surprise, surprise] and I found Snooki on Ellen. A couple of my favorite quotes:
Snooki on Ellen: "We have different sides to us. Like me, I'll go to freakin' Barnes and Nobles and get a cooffee [how Guidos say it] and sit down and read."
She's going to freakin' Barnes and Nobles. Notice the added 's' and the 'freakin'. Where else would you go to sit down and read? Wal-mart? Oh, wait. According to Paris Hilton, they make walls there. Never mind.
Ellen: "What are your New Year's Resolutions, Snooki?"
Snooks: "Well, I plan on keeping up with my training. You know, exercising."
Ellen: "How many days do you work out and how long?"
Snooks: "well I work out 2 days a week and as many weeks as it takes me..."
Ellen: "No, I mean how long in a day do you work out?"
Snooks: "OHH! Like an hour." *Audience laughs* "I don't get why that's funny..."
Ellen: "It's just not that much time, Snooki..."
Snooki also mentioned that every week she works out, she's sore for the entire week because it's such a difficult workout. I would like to see Snooki do some Irish Dancing. WAOW. That would make my life. She might have to take her heels off which would make her probably a legalized midget, though. Sorry, Snooks.
This is what they do in their spare time? FTW, Jersey Shore. I adore you guys. Also, take a good look at how much product Pauly D keeps in that hair of his. A fire hose couldn't wash that stuff out.
Enough of Jersey Shore. This morning I jumped out of bed and did not immediately grab my Bible. I remembered a few minutes later and dug straight into the Word. Amazing what God can do. I literally have NEVER been more in depth in the Bible, just me and God, than I was this morning. I was in Ephesians 6 and I was reading about the Belt of Truth and Breastplate of Righteousness--all the stuff you read about as a kid a MILLION times. And then I just started finding things and wanting to understand them more. So I researched and talked to God and it was just absolutely fantastic! I love how He shows up when I least expect him to. Spent a good 25 minutes with the King and I'm so glad I started my day with Him. I love you, King Jesus. Reign forever and ever.
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