Teach Me How To Jerk

I've decided that most of the world doesn't know what good music is. SO for y'alls sakes, I will be starting to post one song every time I update my blog. Even if you hate my blog, at least stay tuned for Fantastic Music by Abby. It'll be worth your time.

Today's song: Teenage Dream (Katy Perry Cover) by The Rescues
I am NOT in any way endorsing Teenage Dream/Katy Perry [both of which are way overplayed and if I hear "Firework" one more time, I think my ears will literally bleed. Katy Perry, beware. I may end up suing you]. But this version is absolutely AMAZING. And the Rescues are BA anyway. So it's definitely worth it.

I would also like to give a shout out to Apple. You know how you guys invented that thing called the iPod Nano where you're supposed to be able to shake the wee thing and it will shuffle? YEAH. I've never heard such a deliberete lie from anyone in my life. I have tried to shake that thing, throw that thing, literally chuck it across the room--Nothing. Yet, when I drop it 6 inches by accident, it's quick on the draw.
I think I'm cursed. Do I not have the touch [no pun intended]? Seriously, it's like somethings wrong with me. I have never ever been successful with this. So, Apple, please take note of this and do something to fix this. It's a pain to go an extra four seconds to hit 'Shuffle'.

I'm taking a break from my serious streak for today and giving you guys something lighter. Not that Jesus is always serious. As I talked about last time, He's actually quite light-hearted. Seeing as how I'm feeling the same right now. Literally am having an off-and-on dance party for the past 30 minutes. I don't know what's come over me! Probably Jesus and his Spirit. Ah, gotta love Him...

But have you guys ever tried to jerk at night? When everyone else is asleep? It's not as easy as it sounds to jerk quietly. Quite difficult actually. Especially when you try to jerk like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6lY25NPaqs&feature=related
Classic. I only learn from the best. Catch the "Alright, you suck" at the end. Really wraps the whole thing up.

Nah, I'm just joshing you. THIS is where it's at. I learn from the masters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FOjmV66zf8

Moral of the story: Do not jerk at 11 at night. It's quite loud and does not do you any favors if you're trying to jerk properly.

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